Neither sexy nor romantic way to talk about having kids. I would, however, just like to say that this?ĭo you want children, ma blonde ? Will you let me fill you with beauty, let me swell your belly with seed?

I found it tough to skip everything, and from what I saw, my poor little mind is terribly scarred and I think it's set me back at least two years on the ability to read, watch, or even indirectly think about sex scenes. Things almost get worse once they're physically together again. Who ever thought I would be complaining about a completely happy story with no conflict whatsoever?īut you see, I was sort of counting on conflict to stop the endless onslaught of love letters that involve waaaay too much detail about how he would like to bed her and how exquisitely torturous it is for his poor unloved member (which he is also way too fond of talking about, with that previously-alluded-to-word I find less than savory). I also regret to inform you of my miscalculation regarding the expected contrivances - I clearly overestimated the plot standards to which a romance novel is held. RainbowstevieI am almost sorry to report that the latter half of Magic Carpet Ride is not nearly as openly mockable, as I scanned through most of it with increasing boredom.

The Love Theorem by Camilla Isley